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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. George Orwell
A little sarcasm and a few jokes just for the fun of it!
Can't be serious all the time
Can't be serious all the time
You the good guy or the bad guy?
Are you bummed out, having a rough go of it, you going through something right now? Well whatever it is; leave it, shake it off and go find some laughter. Don't give it any space in your head until you're ready to handle it objectively. Crap is for the worms, so give it to them and get cracking on something far from it. It'll lessen the impact until you're totally over it, whatever it is, it ain't but temporary. It's going to run it's course, regardless, whether you laugh or cry about it. But, a good joke can be good for both good and bad experiences. Although temporary, even temporary can buy you enough time to gather your thoughts and relax a moment giving you some peace of mind and a chance for a fresh look at things. Check this out, "The elation you feel when you laugh is a great way of combating the physical effects of stress. When we laugh, our body relaxes and endorphin's, which are natural painkillers, are released into the blood stream." (Ask) Read more about this at: http://peopletruths.blogspot.com/, and remember it rains on all of us, the good and the bad so be careful who you share your umbrella with! LMAO Below are some jokes sent in by readers.
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got gas. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "It's good thing that my farts don't stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted eleven times and you couldn't hear them and you couldn't smell them, huh?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my gas?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
How do you define a picture? An image that doesn't tell you everything you need to know!
Ok, how do you define a woman?
An image that doesn't tell you everything you need to know.
Two hikers hiking come upon a poisonous snake who bites one of the hikers in the butt. The bitten hiker drops his pants and asks his friend, "please cut it and suck the blood out, how does it look", his friend said: "it looks like you're going to die"
The guys die and at Heavens gate they're told that the vehicles in heaven are based how honest and loyal you were in life. Both are given Mercedes and as they are driving into heaven one of the guys starts laughing loud and continuously. His friend asked him later what was so funny? "I just saw your wife on roller skates".
I got into a fight and ran home to my mom who told me, "I've taught you to stand up for yourself, now you go back out there hand handle your business, or stay here and fight me". I gotta give her props, she managed to stay on her feet until the second punch!
If your car could travel at the speed of sound would the radio work? Yes your radio will work, because radio waves are electromagnetic waves and they travel at the speed of light. What if your car could travel at the speed of light? Would the head lights be in front or the back? Neither because your eyes can't pick up the light emanating from objects in front or the back, there not there long enough.
Three women, one blond, one brunette, one redhead rob a bank in a backwards country and are caught. They face a firing squad and just as the shooters raise their guns the redhead yells "earth quake", the shooters lower their weapons and she runs away. They raise their guns again and the brunette yells "tornado" they lower their guns and she runs away. They raise their guns again and the blond yells "fire".
Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in Heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in Heaven?"
God said, "1 million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."
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More jokes are coming! No they're not. I've been saying that and haven't got to it yet. Just kidding. Or not!
So, Jimmy Fallon of The Tonight Show was a follower of ours on Twitter. No, really, I'm not kidding. So I returned the favor by borrowing some of his jokes, lol. Hope there's a couple here you like.
"I heard she was born naked, that slut."
"Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons."
"That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem."
"Too many fake people."
"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."
"Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid."
"Pickup line for old people: Hey baby you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up."
"Was that lightning?" Nooo... they're taking pictures for Google Earth."
"That awkward moment when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."
"I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say "You're next." So I started doing the same shit to them at funerals."
"Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation."
"I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mother fucker."
"The 5 fastest things in life: 5. Usian Bolt 4. Cheetah 3. Fighter Jet 2. The speed of light 1. Exiting out of porn when your mom walks in."
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage"
"When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen."
"Don't stress over people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future."
"If guns kill people, then does that mean pencils spell words wrong?"
"English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Me = Sup Bitch"
"If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport..."
"Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible."
"Moment of silence for people who still wear Aeropostale"
"Some people were dropped as babies. But YOU were thrown in the air, smacked by the ceiling fan, and tossed out of a window. so ugly."
"When my hair looks good: 3%: at school. 7%: at home. 90%: when I'm about to shower."
"Shutting the computer off and realizing you need it again."
"Having sex with people that have low IQs is fucking stupid."
"Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you."
"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again."
"You like to sleep? Me too, lets do it together sometime."
"If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us."
"That awkward moment when you're talking and no one cares.
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